Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Im part way to drunk.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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