I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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