Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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