dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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