haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
