"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
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