let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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