like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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