fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Sober January is a disaster.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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