I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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