My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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