He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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