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"it" just moved
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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