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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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