This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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