she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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