Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Randomize
