Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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