You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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