So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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