The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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