I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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