So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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