just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
There's always time for handjobs
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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