just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
When did angry sex become our thing?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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