I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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