real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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