so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You have to summon your inner elephant
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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