where does the pee come out of this thing
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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