thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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