Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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