am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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