she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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