im about as happy as oj after his trial
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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