i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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