You really coming over, don't trick.
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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