Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Randomize
