NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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