no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
