Can i not drive my cunt home
Where did you get a picture of my penis
What did we do last night that was yellow?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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