I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I want to fling myself into the sun
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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