I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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