What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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