I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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