I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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