No stitches, just platelets and will power
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Randomize
