We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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