we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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