Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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