We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Buhtt sex?
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Operation Purity has been aborted
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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